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This is the story of the time that Granny Weatherwax didn't win the Witch Trials and was nice about it, too. It was horrifying.

"It's not right! She's got no right to go around being cheerful at people!"

Originally published in the collection Legends Vol. 3. Это и многое другое вы найдете в книге The Sea and Little Fishes (Terry Pratchett)